That awkward moment when you’re sitting in class thinking inappropriate thoughts, but you stop because you know someone, somewhere, can hear your thoughts.
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Stupid alcohol.
I have a funny story to tell!
I have two doors in my room, I can lock one if them but the other door is always open. And I have loads of alcohol in my room at the moment and didn’t want my mom to walk in and find it - DUH!
Anywho, I found a way to make it impossible for my parents to open the door from outside the room. All I had to do after I had locked it was to always walk out of the other door, that I could lock (but only from inside the room, but this door is kinda hidin’ - nobody ever uses it).
Now here’s the thing. This morning I walked out of the door that I couldn’t open from outside the room. And closed it again = impossible to open. And the other door was locked, and I’ve never even seen or heard about the key to that door.
So… I was locked out.
Of my own room.
I went out, decided to deal with it later. I came home, nobody was there so I kinda… Kicked at my window (I have my room in the basement) and it broke of course. Climbed in. Mom came home two minutes later (PHEW!).
Now I’m trying to think of how to hide the fact that my window is broken for as long as possible.
It’s not the north or the south side - NO IT’S NOT! It’s not the eat or the west side - NO IT’S NOT!
It’s the dark side.
What day is it now?
Hell yeah.
Summer two years ago, my little brother.
DON’T SLEEP WITH THE DUKE.
Just got home and it’s 6 AM so GOODNIGHT!
